escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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