Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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