So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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