im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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