I want to stick my p in your. b.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We talked him into tasing himself.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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