i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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