im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
dude. I can hear the air.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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