Nicole vs. Life
one two three fourrrrnication!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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