I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
