alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
we're so committed to being not committed
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I love you.
Bad choice
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