Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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