I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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