ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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