Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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