I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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