How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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