I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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