I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
pop tarts are not kleenex
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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