still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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