why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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