Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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