So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I have post one night stand depression
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