I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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