Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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