do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
its not stalking. its research.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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