Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Randomize
