So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.