Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.