the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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