when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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