what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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