so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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