You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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