I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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