I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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