Sry I called you an 8
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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