We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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