Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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