Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
should my penis look like a turkey
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
why does every cop we meet know your name?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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