Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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