i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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