he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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