jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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