I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the day after is always just damage control
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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