Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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