Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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