Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Oh god it's open bar.
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