New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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