didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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