Buhtt sex?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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