If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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