She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
All the doctor said was why
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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