It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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