we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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