Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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