Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i've created a new STD.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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