i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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